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One Liners:

What do you call an accountant on a motorbike?

A rebel without a clue.

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Did you hear about the accountant who broke both legs raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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Did you hear about the accountant who broke both legs while ironing the curtains?

He fell out of the window.

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Did you hear about the accountant who went to a mind reader?

There was no charge.

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Why did the accountant cut a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see a floor show.

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