Longer jokes

After 44 years of marriage the accountant looked at his wife one day and said: “Darling, we’ve been married for 44 years. Do you remember that cheap flat we lived…

The accountant was sitting in a posh restaurant with his wife when she looked over at a nearby table where a very drunk man was ordering more drinks. “Do you…

The accountant was sitting in his local pub having a drink and watching the 10 o’clock news on the TV behind the bar. There was a story on the news…

An accountant walks into a pub and says to the landlord: “I bet you £200 I can pee into a glass on the top shelf behind you without spilling a…

An accountant received a parrot as a gift from a client, The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the birds mouth was…

Walking through the woods an accountant bumped into a fairy who said she would grant him one wish. “I want to live forever,” said the accountant. “Sorry,” said the fairy….

An accountant was staying with a friend and said, “Is their anything I can do to help?” “Yes,” said the friend. “Nip to the shop and get a four pinter…

Two accountants were riding their bikes across town when one said to the other: “That’s a great bike? Where did you get it?” The second accountant said, “Funny you should…

Two accountants were helping their friend open a new shop. After working for a while stacking the shelves they decided to take a break.One accountant said to the other, “I…