After 44 years of marriage the accountant looked at his wife one day and said: “Darling, we’ve been married for 44 years. Do you remember that cheap flat we lived in when we first got married? And the old banger of a car I used to drive? And every night we slept on a sofa bed watching an 18 inch black and white TV. But every night I got to sleep with the most bueatiful 21 year old woman in the world.”

“Yes?” said the accountants wife.

“Well, look at me now. I have a million pound home and I drive a hundred grand car. I sleep in a big bed and that TV is almost a cinema screen. but now, I’m living with a 65 year old woman and it seems to me that you’re not holding up your end of the bargain.”

“That’s ok,” replied his wife. “If you want to sleep with a 21 year old woman again you go for it. But I’ll make sure that once again you’re living in a cheap flat, driving a crappy car and sleeping on a sofa bed watching TV on your phone.”

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