The accountant was sitting in a posh restaurant with his wife when she looked over at a nearby table where a very drunk man was ordering more drinks.

“Do you know him?” asked the accountant. “That’s the third time you’ve looked over at that table.”

“Yes,” replied his wife. “He’s my ex-husband. He’s been drinking like that since I left him 10 years ago.”

“That’s amazing,” replied the accountant. “I didn’t realize anybody could celebrate for that long.”

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