An accountant walks into a pub and says to the landlord: “I bet you £200 I can pee into a glass on the top shelf behind you without spilling a drop.

The landlord thinks for a moment and says “You’re on.”

so the accountant drops his trousers and pees all over the bar. When he is finished the only dry spot is the top shelf.

The landlord starts laughing but stops when he sees the accountant is laughing too.

“Why are you laughing?” asks the landlord. “You’ve just lost 200 pounds.”

“Yes,” says the accountant. “I have lost £200 but I bet those fellas outside £1000 that I could pee all over your bar and you’d be laughing.”

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