Walking through the woods an accountant bumped into a fairy who said she would grant him one wish.

“I want to live forever,” said the accountant.

“Sorry,” said the fairy. “I can’t grant wishes like that.”

“Ok,” said the accountant. “I want to live long enough to hear the Prime Minister give a speech that doesn’t contain a single lie.”

“Crafty bastard!” said the fairy.

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