An accountant was staying with a friend and said, “Is their anything I can do to help?”

“Yes,” said the friend. “Nip to the shop and get a four pinter of milk. If they have any eggs, get half a dozen.”

Half an hour later the accountant returns to his friends with six bottles of milk.

“Why did you buy six bottles of milk?” asked the accountants friend.

“They had eggs,” replied the accountant.

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