Two accountants were riding their bikes across town when one said to the other: “That’s a great bike? Where did you get it?”

The second accountant said, “Funny you should ask. I was walking through the park on my way home yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. she threw it to the ground, took off all of her clothes and said: ‘Take what you want.'”

The first accountant nodded approvingly and said “Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you anyway.”

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