Two accountants were helping their friend open a new shop. After working for a while stacking the shelves they decided to take a break.
One accountant said to the other, “I bet we get some old fogey walk past, poke their head through the door and ask what we are selling.”
No sooner were the words out of his mouth than an old woman looked through the open door and asked, “What are you selling?”
“We are selling arseholes,” replied one of the accountants sarcastically.
“Ooh, you must be doing well,” the old woman quickly replied, “You’ve only got two left.”

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